Monday, August 24, 2009

How to be:
Less gross: There is something respectable in gracefully accepting a compliment. It never hurts to be told how blue your eyes are, even if you already knew it.
Nicer: Be careful what remembrances of last night you post on the internet. Even if you had fun and don't mind employers knowing that you like Jager bombs does not mean your girlfriends will.
Better than your ex's: Under no circumstances is it alright to eat someone's last bite of pizza. Never ever ever.

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