Saturday, September 5, 2009

How to be:
Less gross: Unless you're with your sweetie, never look an acquaintance in the eyes and say anything with "melt in your mouth" in the phrase. This includes conversations about candy. There is just no easy way to take that.
Nicer: If you're a meathead German man, don't honk at cute girls on the sidewalk.
Better than your ex's: Even if your girlfriend is a self-confessed "nerd", don't assume on Friday night she wants to stay in and watch reruns of Battlestar Gallactica Season 3.

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