A guide to

How to be:
Less gross: Girls these days can get away with an acceptable amount of camel toe. Men, on the other hand, have no luxury of displaying their bits gracefully in tight pants. If you can't sit down without doing lunges in your jeans first, head back inside for your Levi's.
Nicer: No one likes the guy that goes to Starbucks everyday and orders for his whole office. Not only is he holding up the line, but he's usually disputing what type of milk Customer Service wants over his bluetooth. Do every customer a favor and order for yourself, please.
Better than your ex's: Even though you want to, never talk bad about your mother-in-law to anyone who knows her.